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When Your Sat in Roe Z and the Ball Hits Your Head Its Zamora!
Rating:
Votes: 16
Submitted by: Anon on Saturday 10 March 2012 at 10:53
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When your sat, in Row Z, and the ball hits your head that's Zamora!
To the tune of: That's Amore by Dean Martin
Rating:
Votes: 73
Submitted by: on Friday 13 March 2015 at 21:00
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We'll play in the dark
we'll play in the dark
we're Man United
we'll play in the dark.
Rating:
Votes: 19
Submitted by: on Sunday 18 June 2017 at 13:01
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My garden shed (My garden shed, is bigger than this! (is bigger than this) My garden shed is bigger than this, it’s got a door and a window, my garden shed is bigger than this!
Comments: Sung by Villa fans at Craven Cottage in London.
To the tune of: Oh When the Saints Go Marching in
Rating:
Votes: 16
Submitted by: on Monday 8 April 2019 at 19:25
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When the ball hits your head and your sat in row z, it's Zamora!
Comments: Funny.
To the tune of: That's Amore by Dean Martin
Rating:
Votes: 116
Submitted by: donnyamazin on Thursday 15 April 2010 at 01:11
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For 54 years,
we've had no fears,
for the Cottagers at Goodison --- we've had them on their rears!
martinez at the helm,
we rule the Merseyside Realm,
"come on, Ful-ham" --- Chants and cheers we'll quell!
come on, you-blues!
come on, you-blues!
come on, you-blues!
(mockingly chanted/sung to sound like "Come on, Fulham!")
so, Come on You Blues,
dance to Z-cars tunes,
send the Squatters Moonwalkin' in Michael Jackson shoes!
we told you don't you ever squat around here.
don't wanna see your arses,
better disappear.
we've fire in our eyes,
and our words are really clear:
so beat it, just beat it!
come on you-blues!
come on you-blues!
come on you-blues!
(mockingly chanted/sung to sound like "Come on, Fulham)
Comments: I made this up in to0oneone just after I had heard that my brother's club had revealed their latest statue on the grounds at Craven Cottage. Just before we played them at home, I learned that FFC hadn't won at Goodison Park in over 6to years. I thought it a fitting taunt which I sent to him as a video message, which he thoroughly relished! Too bad they've since removed the effigy. Enjoy anyway.
To the tune of: Only the 5th & 6th Stanza's Are Sung to Michael Jackson's "beat It." the Rest Are Just Chanted.
Rating:
Votes: 102
Submitted by: -JAAX- on Saturday 23 November 2013 at 18:32
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Courtesy of the BBC.
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