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A chant sung by Burnley fans about Oscar Waller who plays/ played for Fulham and Bolton Wanderers.

When Your Sat in Roe Z and the Ball Hits Your Head Its Zamora!

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Submitted by: Anon on Saturday 10 March 2012 at 10:53

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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Fulham.

We'll play in the dark
we'll play in the dark

we're Man United

we'll play in the dark.

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Submitted by: on Sunday 18 June 2017 at 13:01

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A chant sung by Aston Villa fans about Fulham.

My garden shed (My garden shed, is bigger than this! (is bigger than this) My garden shed is bigger than this, it’s got a door and a window, my garden shed is bigger than this!

Comments: Sung by Villa fans at Craven Cottage in London.

To the tune of: Oh When the Saints Go Marching in

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Submitted by: on Monday 8 April 2019 at 19:25

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A chant sung about Bobby Zamora who plays/ played for Fulham.

When the ball hits your head and your sat in row z, it's Zamora!

Comments: Funny.

To the tune of: That's Amore by Dean Martin

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Submitted by: donnyamazin on Thursday 15 April 2010 at 01:11

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A chant sung by Everton fans about Fulham.

For 54 years,
we've had no fears,
for the Cottagers at Goodison --- we've had them on their rears!

martinez at the helm,
we rule the Merseyside Realm,
"come on, Ful-ham" --- Chants and cheers we'll quell!

come on, you-blues!

come on, you-blues!
come on, you-blues!
(mockingly chanted/sung to sound like "Come on, Fulham!")

so, Come on You Blues,
dance to Z-cars tunes,
send the Squatters Moonwalkin' in Michael Jackson shoes!

we told you don't you ever squat around here.
don't wanna see your arses,

better disappear.

we've fire in our eyes,
and our words are really clear:
so beat it, just beat it!

come on you-blues!
come on you-blues!
come on you-blues!
(mockingly chanted/sung to sound like "Come on, Fulham)

Comments: I made this up in to0oneone just after I had heard that my brother's club had revealed their latest statue on the grounds at Craven Cottage. Just before we played them at home, I learned that FFC hadn't won at Goodison Park in over 6to years. I thought it a fitting taunt which I sent to him as a video message, which he thoroughly relished! Too bad they've since removed the effigy. Enjoy anyway.

To the tune of: Only the 5th & 6th Stanza's Are Sung to Michael Jackson's "beat It." the Rest Are Just Chanted.

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