A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Dirk Kuyt to the tune Put Your Hands Up For Detroit by Fedde Le Grand

Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city!

By Anonymous 16 years ago

A chant sung by Liverpool fans about player Dirk Kuyt to the tune Grocer Jack (Excerpt from a Teenage Opera) by Keith West

Striker Dirk, Striker Dirk, get down to work and tap one in don't let them win, oh no, no.

By J J Bevan 14 years ago

We know you're Sloth from the Goonies Sloth from the Goonies we know you're f@@@ing Sloth from the Goonies!

By Benj Atkinson 12 years ago

Kuyt, Kuyt, where ever you may be, you hit every branch of the ugly tree, could be worse you could...

By Anonymous 12 years ago