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She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes
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Oh he can't keep his willie in his pants
oh he can't keep his willy in his pants
now if he wants to find the hole
of his Missus Cheryl Cole
he'll have to fantasise about it when he w*nks.
Comments: Hilarious.
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6
Votes: 53
Rating: 6/10 (53 votes cast)
Submitted by: Ray Godwin on Wednesday 24 February 2010 at 09:35
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There we're one0 Tottenham points in the gap. (in the Gap!)
there we're one0 Tottenham points in the gap. (in the Gap!)
there we're one0 Tottenham points, one0 Tottenham points, one0 Tottenham points in the gap. (in the Gap!)
then....the....boys....from the Arsenal knocked one down (Knocked one down!)
then the boys from the Arsenal knocked one down (Knocked one down!)
then the boys from the Arsenal, boys from the Arsenal, boys from the Arsenal knocked one down (Knocked one down!
there we're 9 Tottenham points in the gap...etc.
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Rating:
7
Votes: 50
Rating: 7/10 (50 votes cast)
Submitted by: Iain Culverhouse on Thursday 6 September 2012 at 18:39
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You can shove your f*cking hammer up your arse,
you can shove your f*cking hammer up your arse,
you can shove your f*cking hammer,
shove your f*cking hammer,
shove your f*cking hammer up your a**e.
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Rating:
5
Votes: 46
Rating: 5/10 (46 votes cast)
Submitted by: Anon on Monday 5 November 2012 at 22:40
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Gareth Bale came back to play for Spurs
gareth Bale came back to play for Spurs
packed his hair ties and his Welsh Flag
said F**k Spain and grabbed his golf bag
gareth Bale came back to play for Spurs!
Comments: :-)
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Rating:
6
Votes: 102
Rating: 6/10 (102 votes cast)
Submitted by: Emily Dean on Thursday 22 October 2020 at 20:16
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