Trevallion chants
A chant sung by Arsenal fans to the tune Let's Talk About Sex by Salt 'n' Pepa
Let's talk about Cesc baby, let's talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk...
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A chant sung by Cambridge United fans about Felino Jardim
Who needs Robinho, we've got Felino.
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A chant sung by Newcastle United fans to West Ham United
You stole my holiday.
Sung after the demise of the Hammers' shirt sponsors, travel firm XL.
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A chant sung by Manchester City fans to Chelsea
Next year, you'll be City fans!
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A chant sung by Watford fans
One-nil to the Golden Boys!
Watford get carried away with the 'goal that shouldn't have been' against Reading the previous week as their first shot against West Ham goes five yards wide.
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A chant sung by Ipswich Town fans about Ivan Campo
C.A.M.P.O!
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A chant sung by Arsenal fans about Carlos Vela
Oh Vela, Vela, the Mexican superstar, he's better than Cantona! Oh Vela, Vela.
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A chant sung by Hull City fans to Arsenal
Are you Tottenham in disguise?
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A chant sung by Hull City fans to Tottenham Hotspur
Are you @@@@nal in disguise?
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A chant sung by Northern Ireland fans about Warren Feeney to the tune Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini by Brian Hyland
We love our Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Baldy Headed, Warren Feeney, Plays in Dundee and he can't score a goal!
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A chant sung by Newcastle United fans about Joe Kinnear
He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear!
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A chant sung by Northern Ireland fans about Grant McCann to the tune Addams Family Theme Tune
He tackles and he p@@@es, he h@@@les and har@@@es, he gets up people's @@@es, he's better than Zidane. Grant McCann,...
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A chant sung by Reading fans about John Madejski
We're not Real Madrid, we're not Barcelona, we are Reading Football Club and Madejski is our owner.
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A chant sung by Doncaster Rovers fans to the tune Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie
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A chant sung by Stoke City fans about Rory Delap
Who needs Robhino, we've got Delap's throw.
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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Xabi Alonso to the tune Let It Snow
He is a midfield maestro, and his p@@@ing is so delightful, everyone wants to know, Alonso, Alonso, Alonso.
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A chant sung by Aston Villa fans about John Carew to the tune Que Sera Sera by Doris Day
John Carew, Carew. He likes a la@@ance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew.
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A chant sung by Tottenham Hotspur fans to Arsenal to the tune Chim Chim Cher-ee from Mary Poppins
Chim chimernee, chim chimernee, chim, chim cheroo, Bentley from 50 and Lennon from two!
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A chant sung by Hull City fans about Boaz Myhill to the tune Our House by Madness
Myhill, in the middle of our goal. Myhill!
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A chant sung by Middlesbrough fans about Craig Bellamy to West Ham United
You're supposed to have a neck!
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