Trevallion chants
A chant sung by Manchester City fans about Steve McClaren to FC Twente
You're just a wally with a brolly.
By trevallion
A chant sung by Tottenham Hotspur fans about Tom Huddlestone to the tune Superman Theme Tune
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tommmm, Tommmm, Tommmm. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Huddlestone!
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A chant sung by Manchester City fans to Manchester United
Shall we buy you louder fans?!
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A chant sung by Blyth Spartans fans about Roque Santa Cruz to Blackburn Rovers to the tune Santa Claus is Coming to Town
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better watch out I'm telling you why, Santa Cruz is coming...
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A chant sung by Bolton Wanderers fans about Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United
He swerves to the left, he swerves to the right, that boy Ronaldo, his driving is s@@te.
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A chant sung by Derby County fans to Nottingham Forest to the tune Yellow Submarine by the Beatles
Forest going down with a fiver in the bank.
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A chant sung by Everton fans about Louis Saha to the tune That's the Way I Like It by Kc And the Sunshine Band
That's the way, Saha Saha, we like it, Saha Saha.
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A chant sung by Bristol City fans about Stern John to Watford
He's big, he's fast, his first name should be last, Stern John.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about manager Rafael Benitez to Liverpool to the tune Three Lions by the Lightning Seeds
He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking, Rafa's cracking up.
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A chant sung by Derby County fans about Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United
Your car's too fast for you!
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A chant sung by Southend United fans to Chelsea and Manchester United
Stand up, if you beat Man U.
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A chant sung by Leyton Orient fans to Sheffield United and West Ham United
We hate West Ham more than you.
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A chant sung by Hibernian fans to Heart of Midlothian
Are you Woolworths in disguise?
Sung about Hearts apparent lack of cash.
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A chant sung about Howard Webb to the tune Baby Give It Up by KC and the Sunshine Band
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Howard, Howard Webb, Howard Webb, Howard, Howard Webb!
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A chant sung by Cardiff City fans to Coventry City
There's only one CCFC!
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A chant sung by Cardiff City fans about Dimitrios Konstantopoulos to the tune Karma Charmeleon by Culture Club
Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Konstantopoulos, he swam away, to Cardiff Bay.
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A chant sung by Chelsea fans about Jose Bosingwa to the tune Singing in the Rain by Gene Kelly
Bo-singwa in the rain, Bo-singwa in the rain, what a glorious feeeeeeling, we're top, top again!
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A chant sung by Nottingham Forest fans
You're not famous anyway!
Sang in response to most Championship and League One clubs.
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Jose Mourinho to Porto
You're not special anymore!
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A chant sung by Aston Villa fans about Carlos Cuellar to the tune The Animals Go in Two by Two
Dara, dara, dara, dara, Car-los Cueller, Dara, dara, dara dara, Car-los Cueller. He's 6ft 3 with curly hair and goofy...
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