I'm dreaming of a Frank Lampard, just like the one at Elland Road, when the ball came over, and Frank...

A chant sung by West Ham United fans about player Frank Lampard

I'm dreaming of a Frank Lampard,
just like the one at Elland Road,
when the ball came over,
and Frank fell over,
and scored the f@cking winning goal,
winning goal!

By Staffy