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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to the tune The Club Biscuit TV Advert

If you made a lot of money selling biscuits, buy our club.

Fans to new owner, biscuit baron Eggert Magnusson.

By Anonymous

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to the tune I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

I'm forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air, They fly so high, Nearly reach the sky, Then like my...

By Anonymous

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to the tune Chim Chim Cher-ee from Mary Poppins

chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim chim cheroo we are those @@@@@@@s in claret and blue

By ian m

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about John Paintsil

John Paintsll, wooooooooohhh John Paintsil, wooooohhh he's from Africa, he's better than @@@a. John Paintsil, wooooooooohhh John Paintsil, wooooohhh he's...

SuPeRb

By Callum Shepherd

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans

He's @@@@@ he's bent his @@@@ is up for rent Elton John Elton John

Sung to the Watford fans back in the eighties

By Fortune always hiding

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about John Paintsil

John Paintsil whoooaa, John Paintsil whooaa, he comes from Africa, he's better than @@@a.

By shroder

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to Millwall to the tune The Wheels on the Bus

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on your house...

By shroder

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about Bobby Zamora to the tune That's Amore by Dean Martin

When the ball hits the net like a f@@@@@g rocket, that's Zamora.

By Steve A

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about Bobby Zamora to the tune That's Amore by Dean Martin

When the ball hits the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole, it's Zamora.

By scotty

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about Valon Behrami to the tune Call on Me by Eric Prydz

Behramiiiiiiii, Behrami, Behramiiiiiiii, Behrami.

Heard a few kids singing this at the Macclesfield CC game in September.

By Dan

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to Chelsea to the tune Away in a Manger

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus, looked up and he said... We hate...

Genius.

By Dan

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans

I'm forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air, They fly so high, Nearly reach the sky, then like my...

By harrison foster

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about player Carlton Cole to the tune Gold by Spandau Ballet

Carlton Cole, Cole! Always believe in your soul, You've got the power to go, Your indestructible, Always believe in... Carlton...

Sung when Cole scores.

By Anonymous

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about Harry Redknapp to Tottenham Hotspur

Oh Mac Redknapp Had a Twitch ei ei eio and on That Twitch He Had Twitch Ei Ei Eio with...

By Anonymous

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about player Scott Parker

Parker is a Geordie, Parker is a Geordie na na na na na na na na.

By Anonymous

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to the tune When the Saint Go Marching in

Oh east London, is wonderful, oh east London is wonderful, it's full of t@ts, @@@@@ and West Ham, oh east...

By Staffy

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans about player Frank Lampard

I'm dreaming of a Frank Lampard, just like the one at Elland Road, when the ball came over, and Frank...

By Staffy

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to Burnley

Claret and Blue, you're having a laugh! repeat.

Usually sung to Burnley FC (Even though they are in the same league)

By Staffy

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans

Millwall!!!!!!!! we Love You Mighty Millwall!!!!!!!!! we Love Millwall!!!!!!!! super Millwall!!!!!!!!!!!! west Ham Who the F@@k Are They?????????? millwall!

By Kyle Freeman

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A chant sung by West Ham United fans to the tune Que Sera Sera by Doris Day

Que Sera Sera whatever will be will be we're going to Coventry que sera sera.

Sung in May before West Ham's Relegation.

By Liam

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