Conal Platt chants
A chant sung by Bournemouth fans about Conal Platt to the tune My Old Man's a Dustman
Posh Spice is a slapper She has a hairy @@@@ When she's @@@@ging Beckham she thinks of @@@al Platt!
Song from last season, @@@al has now left the club and was at Weymouth last I heard
By Jim Smith
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