Anonymous chants
A chant sung by Ipswich Town fans to Manchester City to the tune Blue Moon
Blue Moon, you got promoted too soon, and now you're going back down, when Europe's calling for Town.
Ipswich were laying 3rd in the Premiership when they beat Man City 4-0 to relegate them
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Leicester City fans about Matty Fryatt to the tune I Predict a Riot by Kaiser Chiefs
I predict a Fryatt, I predict a Fryatt.
Made it up. We should sing it though.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Leicester City fans to the tune Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride when Leicester win away! (Repeat...
Always sung when leaving the ground after away victories.
By Anonymous
A chant sung to Manchester City to the tune Yellow Submarine by the Beatles
City's goin' down with a billion in the bank, a billion in the bank, a billion in the bank, we're...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Sunderland fans about Djibril Cisse to the tune The Animals Go in Two by Two
He loves designer underwear, Cisse, Cisse! He's got some fancy facial hair, Cisse, Cisse! He scores a goal with half...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Derby County fans to Nottingham Forest
They're going down. They're going down. They're going down,going down. Forest going down with a fiver in the bank, fiver...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester United fans about manager Rafael Benitez to Liverpool
He's just a fat Spanish waiter, fat Spanish waiter.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Edwin van der Sar to the tune How Bizarre by OMC
De-de-de, de-de-de, de-de-de, van der Sar, van der Sar.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester City fans to Manchester United to the tune Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver
F@@k off home, United Road, to the place you belong, down the M6, back to Es@@@, f@@k off home, United...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Cristiano Ronaldo to the tune Onward, Christian Solders
Onward Cristiano Ronaldo, going as to war, with a cross to Rooney, watch the f@@@@r score.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Tranmere Rovers fans about Bas Savage to the tune Walking in a Winter Wonderland
There's only one Bas Savage, only one Bas Savage, moonwalking along, singing a song, walking in a Savage wonderland.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Saint Mirren fans to the tune Lord of the Dance
We'll go wherever Saint Mirren go, cause we are the North Bank aggaro, and we'll take you on whoever you...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Cambridge United fans to the tune Horto Magiko by Panathinaikos Fans
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Hortoooo magikoooooooo, We will out sing you wherever we will go, We will sing, We will bounce, We will...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Rafael Da Silva to the tune Waltzing Matilda
Rafael Da Silva, Rafael Da Silva, Head, tackle, p@@@ he knows the game, and if he gets injured playing for...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Arsenal fans to Tottenham Hotspur
Stand up if you hate Tottenham.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Aston Villa fans about Vagner Love to CSKA Moscow to the tune Love Will Tear You Apart by Joy Division
Love, Love will tear us apart, again.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Xabi Alonso to the tune Let It Snow
He is the midfield maestro, and his p@@@es are so delightful, everybody wants to know, Al-on-so, Al-on-so, Al-on-so.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Sheffield Wednesday fans to Sheffield United and Nottingham Forest to the tune Land of Hope And Glory
We hate Nottingham Forest, We hate Sunderland too, (and Leicester), We hate Sheffield United, but Wednesday we love you.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Chelsea fans about Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United
He dives to the left, he dives to the right, he wouldn't get past Ashley, if he played all night.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Steven Gerrard to Liverpool
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he kisses the badge on his chest, then hands in a transfer request, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
By Anonymous