Anonymous chants
A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Momo Sissoko to the tune No Limit by 2 Unlimited
Momo, Mo-m-momo, Mo-m-momo, Mo-m-mo Sissoko!
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Rangers fans about Steven Naismith to the tune Rehab by Amy Winehouse
They tried to make me sign for Celtic, but I said No, No, No!
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Clitheroe fans
Malcolm Glazer is a football genius.
Sang to FC United fans.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Wayne Rooney to the tune Pinball Wizard by The Who by The Who
Ever since I was a young boy I've loved to watch football. From St James's down to Highbury I must...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Leicester City fans
You only score when we let you!
Sung to Forest fans after they had been given a 'free' goal.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by FC United of Manchester fans
You're just a town full of seamen!
Sung to Fleetwood fans.
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A chant sung by Derby County fans
Where's your sponsor gone?
Sung to Northern Rock-sponsored Newcastle
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A chant sung by Leeds United fans about Tresor Kandol to the tune You Are My Sunshine
You are my Kandol, my Tresor Kandol, you signed from Barnet, on deadline day, we did not notice that you...
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A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Ryan Giggs to the tune Love Will Tear You Apart by Joy Division
Giggs... Giggs will tear you apart (again)... Giggs... Giggs will tear you apart (again)...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Manchester United fans about Paul Scholes to the tune Kumbaya
He scores goals, my Lord, He scores goals! He scores goals, my Lord, He scores goals! He scores goals, my...
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A chant sung by Portsmouth fans about Kanu to the tune Chim Chim Cher-ee from Mary Poppins
Chim chiminey, Chim chiminey, Chim chim cheroo, Who needs Wayne Rooney, When we've got Kanu?
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Bolton Wanderers fans about Vernon Kay
We love you Vernon, we do, We love you Vernon, we do, We love you Vernon, we do, Oh Vernon...
Sang to celebrity supporter Vernon Kay.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Leeds United fans to the tune Oh My God by Kaiser Chiefs
Oh my God I can't believe it, we've never been this good away from home!
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Fernando Torres to the tune Copacabana by Barry Manilow
Fernando Torres, Fernando Torres, la la la la la la la la la la la la la, Fernando Torres.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Cambridge United fans to the tune That's the Way I Like It by Kc And the Sunshine Band
Camb-a-ridge uh-huh uh-huh, Un-i-ted, uh-huh uh-huh.
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Reading fans about Bill Oddie to the tune Erotic by Madonna
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Rub your beard all over my body! Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Jamie Carragher to the tune Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Mary Poppins
Super Jamie Carragher's defending is ferocious, when he plays for Liverpool he never is atrocious, Super Jamie Carragher is better...
By Anonymous
A chant sung by Sheffield Wednesday fans
We hate you Sunday, we do We hate you Monday, we do We hate you Tuesday, we do But Wednesday,...
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A chant sung by Scotland fans about Darren Fletcher to the tune Umbrella by Rhianna Feat. Jay-z
Now he's playing more than ever, you can stand under my Darren Fletcher, Fletcher, Fletcher, ay, ay, ay, Under my...
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A chant sung by Hereford United fans about Simon Yeo to the tune Boom, Boom, Boom by the Outhere Brothers
Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Yeo, Yeooo!
By Anonymous