Anonymous chants
A chant sung by Cardiff City fans about Robbie Fowler
Robbie Fowler's magic, he's got a cracking shot. And when he signed for Cardiff, he said 'I'm buying Splott'. He...
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A chant sung by Liverpool fans
Cilla wants her teeth back.
To Ronaldinho during a match with Barcelona.
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A chant sung by Windsor and Eton fans about Dave Tilbury
We've got Dave Tilbury, He'll paint your house for free, He quotes and estimates, He paints and decorates.
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A chant sung by Manchester City fans about Sven-Goran Eriksson
If Sven has @@@@@ed your wife, stand up!
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A chant sung by Blackburn Rovers fans about Roque Santa Cruz to the tune Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Santa Cruz is coming to town!
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A chant sung by Wolverhampton Wanderers fans to the tune Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega
A little bit of Collins in our lives A little bit of Kightly down the sides A little bit of...
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A chant sung by Nottingham Forest fans to Sheffield United
There's only one Carlos Tevez.
Sang to Sheffield United fans.
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A chant sung by Notts County fans about Paul Mayo to the tune Boom, Boom, Boom by the Outhere Brothers
Boom boom boom, everybody say Mayo... Mayooo.
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A chant sung by Fulham fans about David Healy to the tune Away in a Manger
Away in a manger, No crib for a bed, The little Lord Jesus, Laid down his sweet head, The stars...
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A chant sung by fans everywhere to the tune You'll Never Walk Alone
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work again, you'll never work again.
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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Rafael Benitez
It's neat, it's weird, it's Rafa's goatee beard!
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A chant sung by Chelsea fans about Petr Cech to the tune The Sun has got his Hat on
Petr Cech has got his hat on, Hip-hip-hip-hip-hooray, Petr Cech has got his hat on, 'Cos without it he can't...
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A chant sung by Manchester City fans about Sven Goran-Eriksson to the tune Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles
Eriksson wins with video stars
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A chant sung by Nottingham Forest fans
You're just a small town in Loughborough
Sung to Leicester City Fans
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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Dirk Kuyt to the tune Put Your Hands Up For Detroit by Fedde Le Grand
Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city!
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A chant sung about Graham Poll
World Cup, and you @@@@@@ it up!
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A chant sung by Norwich City fans about Delia Smith
We've got a super cook, you've got a Russian crook.
Sung to Chelsea fans regarding their owner!
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A chant sung by Tottenham Hotspur fans to Liverpool to the tune Wonderful World by Sam Cooke by Sam Cooke
Dont know much Scouse history, Dont know much about Stevie G, Dont know much about the Spion Kop, I dont...
Sung about Tom Hicks taking over at Liverpool
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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about player John Arne Riise to the tune Hey Baby by DJ Otzi
Joooooooooohn Arne Riise! Ooh! Aah! I wanna knooooooow, how'd you score that goal?
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A chant sung by Liverpool fans about Peter Crouch
He's big! He's Red! His feet stick out the bed! Peter Crouch! Peter Crouch!
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